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Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 20, 2020


thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them

thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice

by ranga windows November 25, 2018


Jordanism

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing

Looks like your're pulling a Jordanism

by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018


Jordanism

A religion dedicated to partying, fucking hoes, and getting as high as possible.

Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.

Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.

Bob - Sign me up!

by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020


Jordan Hinton

A irregular son of a bitch aka

Bitch please you are a Jordan Hinton

by Ameel May 8, 2017


Jordan Perkins

A way to describe something that's good in fights, spits bars, and follows traits of a real roadman.

'Yeah, he's definitely a Jordan Perkins'

by RealSuttonRoadman69 January 20, 2016


Jordan Moran

Creeper aw man aw man hahaha creeper ahahahaha aw man awwwww aw man aw creep aw aw man creep aw!

Jordan Moran drives a McLaren and turns his shirt to ash in the gym.

by izKadeen October 7, 2019