Hood Rats

This is an ancient word, which comes from Egyptian times, it derived from when hoods were placed over the faces of the dead leaders before they were mummified, however, sometimes, while waiting for embalmment, rats would get into the room and start eating the deceased one. These were the "Hood rats". This word was left undiscovered till the early 21st century when some one from the British Museum found the word on the Rosetta stone and decoded it. He then found that the word fitted in with Chav so he used it in common speech.

some hood rats stole ma walet yesterday, he was wearing a burbery hat and a fake addidas trakkie and very white trainers, with a 2lt bottle of White Lightning.

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SNOW RAT

1. Someone who plays in the snow or sleds during the ski season instead of doing a real winter sport ie. snowboarding or skiing.
2. Someone who drives all the way up to the pass so they can play in the snow, usually annoying to real snow-sport participants, usually takes up alot of the good parking so snow-sporters have to walk extra far with heavy equipment.

"Dude. There's no place to park up here."
"Yeah all the snow rats took up all the fuckin parking spots!"

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valley rat

Native Hispanic residents of the Texas Rio Grande Valley (Harlingen, Brownsville, McAllen) of presumed low socio-economic and educational status.

George Bush: Who are we going to get to build that wall for us.

Emily: We can hire those damn Valley Rats that are waiting in the Race Track parking lot. You can just pay them cash and not worry about taxes.

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Sewer Rat

a sewer rat describes the most GRIMEY girl on the planet... she wears her polo's under her t-shirts and overuses phrases like "effing" "whore" and "GD"

Sewer Rat 1: OMG you're my effing whore!!!
Sewer Rat 2: i know!! i love you!! you're my GD whore!!

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rat tail

One of the few hair styles that is still truly individualist since so many guys have long hair, mohicans, shaved patterns, funny colours etc these days. I have one and NO it does not MAKE me a sodding redneck, German, 80s relic etc.

Your the only guy I've met with a hair do quite like that

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Gym Rat

Someone who spends all their time in a gym but does absolutely zero excercise.

Gym Rat: God I'm so pumped for the gym, time to get fucking juiced!

Does one rep

Gym Rat: FUCK YEAH!!! TIME TO WALK AROUND AND ACT LIKE A BOSS

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Rat Pack

Someone who is less than a second class citizen, less than a degenerate. Someone who flakes on any event.

Ricky that Rat Pack bastard.

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