A shmubel tree is a type of artificial Christmas tree that is made from a combination of PVC and metal from India. It is designed to look like a real tree, but without the need for water or maintenance. Shmubel trees can help produce shmubel oil.
The shmubel trees in the park provided a beautiful canopy of shade on a hot summer day.
Books, because trees are needed to produce paper. The "jackets" are made of paper, cardboard, plastic, leather or even metal.
Allen: A library is a place that has a lot of trees in jackets.
Susan: I wonder what Treebeard would think of that?!
Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.
Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!
The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.
Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.
A gang bang of chodes at once.
We should have a mexican tree war.
To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."
Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.
German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).
Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.