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Giving very good oral sexual favors. The best from that particular individual.
She gave me sex all night and Fly Head in the morning.
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A pair of men's trousers that are amazingly trendy and notably attract positive reactions from the females within visual distances. Such pants may be so "hott" that they require the use of medicated powder to reduce visable sweat areas in an around the nether regions.
Eric wore his fly ass pants to the casino because he knew he needed to bring his A-Game.
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A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.
Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"
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The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is a crocodile with wings who eats ice. It is an endangered animal.
The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is beautiful.
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Person 1: Hey babe, wanna Flip, Flop and Fly?
Person 2: Fuck yeah
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A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.
I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
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