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When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
A discord/ Minecraft server where I spend my time
Have you been invited to the turtle smp?
An older, hairless flamboyant gay bald man. Their wrinkly neck folds and open mouth define the turtle-esque appearance.
As he aged, Chuck began to resemble a flamboyant hairless turtle in appearance, which prompted the gays to call him Franklin the Turtle.
When a pregnant woman falls on her and can not get up.
Dude, did you see that pregnant lady fall? she went turtle up!!!
A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.
Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.
A deviant sex act where a man is receiving a blow job and also has a turd about to drop, cumming and shitting at the same time.
Jeff was blown away by the psychedelic turtle that Jane gave him
Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.
oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.