Something that takes forever to kick in
This weed drink is taking forever to kick in bruh
Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.
Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now
When you hide weed or other drugs inside your vent
Bro you got any vent weed inside of your frat house?
When your tired or asleep and someone's hitting it while you do so and you can smell it.
Example:
"Yo David ? ,you hittin it ? I guess I'm ganna just Sleep n Weed."
when an inmate shoved weed up their up their anus into their rectum so it doesn’t come out for their cough test
hey guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out, i’m amazed! i don’t even know where the lighter went!
The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.
Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others