lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

Wood grain

Real wood paneling material inside of a vehicle usually on the inside doors or on the dash board and if it is on the steering wheel it is called a wood wheel no matter how much wood is on there it is usually in luxury cars

No matter how much wood grain ya holdin it's still a wood wheel mane

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Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

Wood Affair

Some good people had an affair with great quality wood and decided to start Wood Affair! The best quality and most trustworthy Furniture store in Jaipur. Providing Solid wood furniture to its clients. Since forever.

Did you get this alluring Wood Affair furniture from Wood Affair?

Morbin wood

When you get an erection while watching Morbius

I watched Morbius yesterday and got Morbin wood.

Lily-Mae Wood

An unpopular fatass mainly famous in Denmark

Yo niglet, you know lily-mae wood?
The fatass?
Yes
Yes I know her
Okay

k-wood

korean wood.

k-wood?? oh u mean korean wood??