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the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation
frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.
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A sudden, unexpected tackle.
Usually in parking lots, bed rooms, parties, or near pools.
sometimes a bird dog is a friendly tackle, other times meant to do harm.
The most famous bird dog is performed in the movie "Old School" by Will Ferrell when he bird dogs a man into a fountain.. this is where the term originated.
After Bridgett stole Steve's seat, he was forced to Bird Dog her in order to get it back.
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when railing a girl from behind you pull out shove it in her butt when she arches up in surprise you figure four choke her till she's out.
I got my girl friend with the dirty bird last night when she came back to she was pissed.
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da biggest bird is obviously the biggest bird while also being more top g than andrew tate
im da biggest bird im da biggest bird
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The act of imitating the movie Bird Box, and challenging yourself to complete an otherwise innocuous or petty task while blindfolded.
Guy 1: you wanna try the Bird Box Challenge?
Guy 2: Sure, what do I have to do?
Guy 1: Put on this blindfold and try to cross the street without looking.
Guy 2: Sounds kinda dangerous.
Guy 1: You never know when you'll need this skill man. Everyone's doing it!
Guy 2: Ok... **(puts on blindfold and starts walking across the street, then gets hit by a bus)**
Guy 1: Beautiful.
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when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look
Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.
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