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I’m not alone it’s just me and ur ghost and this crippling depression I thought I learned my lesson.
Emily: I can’t see shit in the spotlight
Lost Boy: I’m not alone it’s just me and ur ghost
My sweet Emily,
You never fucking notice me, and I love you, and it’s the worst feeling in the world to not be seen by you. You’re an asshole rooster with a heart of gold and I love you immensely. I’m sorry that I care about money so much, but you’re an asshole too.
Emily: what?
Apologetic Clown: I love you, I’m sorry
A silly white woman who tells people they’re stupid because she’s really big on herself.
Emily: what I’m not an arancar
Arancar: Nell-U you always looks down on me from up there
A salty “how would you even do that” and “what even is that” white woman who loves to eat gumdrops and brag about being from Chicago even though she’s from Croatia. Avoid at all costs because she is angry and lecherous
Emily: I’m a salty hoe
Gorbachev: I hate my life
An amazing person will do anything to make your day better and will make your life so much better no matter what .if u have an emily in your life u are the luckiest person ever .
Emily is so beautiful.
Guy 1: dude that chic is so hot
Me: yeah that’s Emily, my wife.