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When you hold your mom's dick while you pee
I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob
Went you down something in 10 seconds
“I just Jacob Longed a bottle of wine”
Whoever holds the long stick is undoubtedly gay, if their name is Sean and they hold the long stick their levels of gay increase x100 fold.
Sean is holding the long stick and he can’t let go it is a ride he will stay on his whole life.
the worlds greatest rapper, manly and giant.
Wow, your freestyles are great, you resemble Yung Long Johns
a car’s high beams
Yo, man turn off your long lights! That sh*t way too bright.
When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.
Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat