bear trap

a trap that is very strong and hard to break out of. Most commonly referred to as a girl. She pulls you in and will not let go no matter how hard you try.

Man I can't get rid of this girl shes got me in her bear trap.

GUY: Hi Bear Trap i think it is over between us!
Bear Trap: No it will never be over, I'll never leave you alone

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Pooh Bear

A guy, who despite obvious shortcomings, end up with a hunny

"Man, his cash flows dry like a day really sunny but he stays Pooh Bear, getting hunnys."

"That brotha's broke, ugly, and stupid, but he stays so Pooh Beared."

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square bear!

the act of being sexy, fine & adorable ;

* GOD DAMN! albert looking like a square bear! today.

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grizzly bear

When a man unzips his pants and uses his cock to tap the shoulder of someone facing away from him. When they turn around, his penis slams into their face, wiggling and encircling their nose.

Man, that bitch had it comin'!! Next time she mouths off, I'm going to covert-op grizzly her. Flop it on the face, right then and there!

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Dare-Bear

NOUN. ADJ. WRESTLING SLANG/NICKNAME/FNG
Similar to Dar-Dar, Dear-Bear is a nickname earned by one that can get pinned or more specificaly, cradled by a gumi-bear in a wrestling match (gummi-bears have no arms thus there is no way they can pin anyone but a Dare-Bear) Dare-Bear has absoultely nothing to with the verb 'dare' (as in-to dare), actually a Dare-Bear is an antonym of dare. People classified as a Dare-Bears typically have unusal ears that protrude far from the head, nappy black hair, an unmistakable silhouete, tan skin color, and all hail from the Principality of Panama. A Dare-Bear can be easily mistaken for a person of middle eastern descent, so Dare-Bears usually aviod air travel when ever posible. When angered a Dare-Bear will yell shut up very loudly, but no one will listen. No matter how much experience a Dare-Bear get have in any sport or profession he will always fail horribly. Dare Bears are obbsessed with Halo and have been known to monitor stats on Xbox Live regularly. The orginal Dare-Bear probably lives in Northern Georgia. Though many more probably exist now.

Hey Ben! Why don't you go talk trash to Dare-Bear! -Ross Dog

I heard that even Coach Ross was talking trash to Dare-Bear. -Monkey

Dar-Dar! Dare-Bear! Dair-Eair! (insult rant to a Dar-Dar) -Josh

"I prefer to call him Dar-Dar", said Rose.

You look like a Dare-Bear.

Dare-Bear got pinned by a gummi-bear today guys! -Ben

Omi God! Dare-Bear is reading a book about making bombs! -Eastern Band of the Cherokee Indians

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cinnamon bear

homosexual male who likes to be dominated by several large black men; also enjoys fecal play.

Oh, look, that loser cinnamon bear has nothing better to do than block YSI links all day.

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queer bears

a way to say care bears in a way to show you hate them, and think the idea of care bears are gay.

hey dude/dudette, look at the kid and his queer bear!

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