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Margareta is the best swedish streamer on twitch
The best teddy ever. Period. SOO CUTE
Bro, ur best teddy is pog
Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.
Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?
Me: I would but shes always broke
Them: But she's your best friend
Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend
January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
The best boyfriend in the world is someone who is always there for you when you need to laugh, when you need to cry, or when you're falling apart. This boy would stick by your side through everything and be your number one supporter, doing everything possible to make you the happiest you can be. He'll love you more than imaginable.
Owen Koss is without a doubt the best boyfriend in the world and keeps his girl flying on cloud 9.
You doing better than me!
Your life is pretty good now.
I'd like to be I. Your shoes.
How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!
If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!
Mine.
Hym "I'm pretty sure the best atheist argument against the existence of God was mine. Which was (If you all don't remember which you probably don't even have to because you clearly have access to this in a way I do not) If God exists, it created an inferior race of being to have it's way with for eternity. If it's a sentient lifeform that did this deliberately, it is either culpable or directly responsible for everything that happens here. This is both the worst possible iteration of reality conceivable and something I wouldn't have ever chosen. Which means it's non-consensual. It (God) is, therefore, either evil or incompetent. I mean, seriously, I've been trying to poop for like 10 minutes now. I sat down because I- Ope, there it goes. I got it out while I was editing. But even now, my legs are numb because I've been on the toilet for so long. Hold on.................................... (Had to wipe) Alright... So, I'm literally a captive. Beyond that I'm trapped here with you. Which is not going great. And, um, yeah... "
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