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vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!
she was fucking him like a house burning down
hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!
he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............
When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.
“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”
A dry, windy, dusty as fuck, air-force abandoned little town in western Oklahoma populated by impoverished, gun-toting, bible-thumping, ignorant, trump-loving redneck hicks that wouldn't know a good law if it jumped up and slapped them right smack in the damn face. Truly the arm-pit of America. If you spend anytime there, your IQ will plummet 50 points.
Dropout 1: "I feel dumber."
Dropout 2: "Why?"
Dropout 1: "I drove out to Burns Flat."
Joe-lets burn this motherfucker up
LArry-yeah dude fuck it
When 3 manly people all sit in a small tight room and while 1 person is hogging the bong and all the other 2 people just watch and stare and hurry.
Yo were the burn audience and this kid is stoopid.
A sexual act in which a female partner partakes in coitus with a male partner, usually her cheating ex. When the man is about to ejaculate, the woman pulls him out, takes a preheated waffle iron, and slams the erect penis shut between both sides, thereby providing the conclusive burn and eliminating any future relationship endeavors.
Guy #1: Why are you walking like a butthurt penguin?
Guy #2: Chloe wanted to take me back, so she invited me last night and just when I was about to come, she gave me a fucking Belgian Burn!
Guy #1: What a bitch.
Guy #2: The doctors say the bandages can come off in a few months.
Guy #1: Anything else?
Guy #2: ... I still have trouble peeing.
Guy #1: Okay.
When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.
Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "
Chad and Dan get in the car.
Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "