Call of Duty: Modern warfare

A great game that throws us back to COD origins, there we see Capt Price, and others. You may experience PTSD for seeing the name General Shepherd there, You're advised. Go Dark

Call of duty: Modern warfare best quote: If you can't Identify the target. It means that YOU are the target!-Capt John Price

butt dial face call

When your really old.... wait reallllly old dad accidentally calls. You know he didn't MEAN to call, but it would've been nice to hear from him anyways... :' (

Daniel: Man I was really excited the other day when I thought I was gonna get to talk to my dad... But who am i kidding it was definitely a butt dial face call.
Chadley: Wow that really sucks bro. The old BDFC... Maybe YOU should reach out next time.

new drug called retard

When someone is being complete and utterly stupid.

"Are you on that new drug called retard?" Is what you would ask the "Cash Me Ousside" girl.

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missed calls from mom

Certain death.

Shit, I got 2 missed calls from mom! I'm dead for...

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Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

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morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

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Call of Duty: Black Ops

Arguably the best Call Of Duty in the franchise, at least when compared to Modern Warfare 2. The game features a stunning campaign mode (takes place during the 50s-70s) which includes the Bay of Pigs invasion in Cuba, The Uprising of Vorkuta prison, fierce battles in Soviet military bases, and even manning a patrol boat going down a vietnamese river while the Rolling Stones play in the background (and much more).

The Game features a multiplayer mode as well, which was the reason for many breakups and low levels of sexual activity in males ages 16-25. WARNING: This game is highly addictive please play it in a time span given by your doctor.

NooBsn1p3r223: OMG CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS IS SO SWEET!!

IpwnU666: I KNOW!! LETS PLAY IT ALL NIGHT

NooBsn1p3r223: YEEEAH!!

*Both lose girlfriends and die of caffeine intake in the following days*

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