The act of relaxing with a cold beverage, most notably beer, especially after a hot, difficult, long or boring activity. Cold lounging is often done with a friend and occurs in the most pleasant surroundings that can be readily located without unduly extending the hot, difficult, long or boring activity.
In verb form, cold lounge.
After battling the crowd returning from the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, Spek and King stopped at a sidewalk cafe for some primo cold lounging.
The act of malding so hard that you catch a cold.
Dude i was inting so hard on League that i got a cold
lmao, actually colding
(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.
Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.
Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless
"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"
when someone says your opinion is not true or they diss it
why would you cold blow my paper like that
The act of using the omnipotent power of Corporate USA (led by the likes of industrialists David and Charle Koch) to make a politician or a political party do as they say.
When the corporate lobby stepped in, GOP supporters of Trump's new healthcare started dropping like flies. Looks like Trump got straight cold koched.