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When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.
Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!
Aussie slang originating from the north coast of NSW equivalent to stoked.
Yeah if you come around i'd be drunk happy!
When you’re getting blasted with the boys but the alcohol makes you look like a serial killer.
Look at Ashlynn, she’s got the “Rogers Drunk Eyes”.
When a dude plans to get boned by another dude while getting completely wasted on a special occasion.
Im gonna get dicking drunk tonight on my Bday
if im not home call Wallace.
Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?
Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words
Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach
Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.