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Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach
Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.
A dictionary term typically used by people that don't drink, The Conversational Equivalent of ordering a Miami Vice drink at virtually any bar not on a beach or at a pool.
Dennis: Hey Man, I am Blotto Drunk
Jeremy: Concrete Mixers are non-alcoholic Dennis.
Noun phrase.
Depicts a person who loses all sense of decency and social sensibility exclusively when he or she is drunk. They degrade and demean anyone anywhere they can like a troll on steroids. Can be abbreviated to TD.
Don't go anywhere near Paul right now he's tourettes drunk.
Amy went tourette's drunk on Facebook last night and trashed her partner publicly. Bad case of the td's.
Taking shots out of Dixie cups because your too lazy to clean your shot glasses or you're too poor to afford one.
Damnit where are all the shot glasses? Man I donno, let's just get Dixie drunk.
Drunk Taylor was her name
Mojitos were her game
The best version of Taylor Swift, drunk and crazy
When kids under 21 are drunk on water, sprite, juice, and non alcoholic drinks
Guy: YOOOOO Emmie is totally juice drunk
Girl: HEY!!! That is my 10 year old sister