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The grin on a persons face after they just tossed your salad.
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I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.
That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.
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Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.
This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.
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Pointless nitpicking of a solution - especially with a cover of SJW-style pretentiousness masked as inclusivity. Like if someone had responded to "maybe I'll provide sandwiches for the office lunch," with "not everyone can eat sandwiches - what if they can't lift the bread with their hands because they're disabled, or what if their religion forbids sandwiches, or what if sandwiches are a trigger?"
Sue: "So I suggested maybe the girls from bookclub would like a movie night to see the film of the book we just read, and Karen kept going on about how we needed to check to make sure there weren't any triggers in the movie, and see if we needed to post a flashing-lights warning."
Bob: "Does anyone in the bookclub actually need that?"
Sue: "No. She just likes being a Not Everyone Can Eat Sandwiches pain in the ass."
Bob: "I hear you. I got a guy at the office who says it would be unfair to offer team lunches as a reward for people because it excludes those who practice intermittent fasting. We don't even have anyone that does that - but hey, he says one day we might, and then that person might feel excluded."
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A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community
(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
The man, the myth, the legend himself, Eating Mike Tyson's ass
A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.
Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault
Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat
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a way to describe a person with homosexual prefrences,
mostly use for male only
look at that guy,you could see his gay...
look at that guy,you could see he eat in his ass
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