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Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."
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The look a girl gives at a party when she is bored and wants to leave. The look that says, "I would rather be on facebook, than talking to you at this party."
college dude to friend: "why do those girls show up at our party? All they do is text on their phones and give the facebook look."
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Either a girl or guy who adds everyone under the sun so that it looks like they have a ton of friends, but in reality they just look stupid because they don't actually know any of them. This said person with a ton of "friends" often has no real friends and no one really likes them because they are fake. They also like to creep on these people they don't know. Guys are the worst because they will facebook chat, message, and comment on pictures of girls they don't even know...LOSERS. Some facebook whores will even post pictures of themselves that are slutty so they can get attention to feel better about themselves. They shoudl just rejoin myspace and quit being annoying to all the normal people who use facebook correctly.
Whore: "Omg I added that kid on facebook yesterday."
Person: "So don't you know him?"
Whore:"ummm, no...I just wanted to creep on him."
Person: "Wow, that's pretty lame..you're a facebook whore. In fact, I don't even really like you."
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A person who consumes most of their time, if not ALL of their time on the internet website facebook.com. These people have postings 300 times a day or more. They often use multiple application. The comment on everything they see. They rarely spend time with their families and if they do, they will have some sort of communication device with them at all time so they do not miss anything.
Honey seriously, can you stop updating your Facebook while we are having sex, you are such a Facebook Whore!
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The act of randomly popping up on someone's chat therefore,"Flashing" them.
Guy: I was on facebook when this girl randomly pops up on chat
Girl: Oh you mean she "Facebook Flashed" you?
Guy: Yeah. she was totally Facebook flashing!
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a person so lonely and so desperate to get attention and friends they add you for the soul purpose of boosting off of your suggested friends list
victoria lin la barge is a lonely souless facebook booster with no life
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A female who looks good in her pictures on facebook, but not in person.
Mate 1: Check this girl out. Been talking to this girl on facebook, meeting her on friday.
Mate 2: Damn she looks good.
Mate 1: Well that was a disaster, she was a facebook beauty. Good on facebook, but not in real life.
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