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When someone with gut issues climbs a 25-foot ladder and shits profuse diarrhea, soaking anyone within a 15-foot radius. Not effective for actual fire control.
“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing! My friend was fixing his roof and let out a massive Oregon fire sprinkler and it got in my mouth!”
A game that is very similar to Chinese Fire Drill. When someone in the room yells "French Fire Drill," everyone in the room must take off their shirt and takes someone else's shirt. Often played after everyone has had a couple of drinks.
"French Fire Drill!!"
When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.
Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.
I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?
An extremely attractive and rare to find female with an especially nice body, equally good looking face, and personality to match.
Damn, that girl, she's a fire ass bitch!
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When after consuming large quantities of spicy foods (IE: rooster hotsauce on sardines, jalapeno bubblegum, etc), one takes an enormous dump, dries it, and smokes it.
A common tactic among wiggers and Nigerians.
Person 1: "Hey, you smell like shit and you have brown stains all over your fingers and mouth. Fuck is wrong with you?"
Person 2: "Nigga I just toked on that GOOD shit I'm throwed"
Person 1: "I don't know about GOOD shit, but SHIT is right. You've been smoking that killa fire dank again, I can smell the feces and spicy peppers on your dumb wigger ass"
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The act of taking a shit in a women's face, setting it on fire, then ejaculating on it to extinguish the flame.
Nick would have died if he didn't give himself a Chinese fire extinguisher.
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