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This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020
Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.
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Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka
Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!
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Sebestian
When Sebastian joins the server we will crown him Hispanic Jesus
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When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.
Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection
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Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good
Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart
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When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.
Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.
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Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.
“yo did you see that video of that super hot sexy Toenitheu Jesus man sucking some squirrels nuts?”
“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”
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