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give water to the horses

Going to pee

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses

by skidiby August 19, 2024


Skyrim horse

"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".

Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".

I need to get up that mountian, wait let me get my "skyrim horse" so that i can ascend it.

by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019


Skyrim horse

A skyrim-horse is a horse found in the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

As a consequence of its strange physics, it is verry good at climbing mountians and other elevated terrain.

(latin) "Climbus horseus"

Person1: Wow this mountian is pretty hard to climb.
Person2: Yeah i could realy use a "Skyrim horse"

by Skyrim connoisseur August 7, 2019


New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high

Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.

by Deringian May 12, 2020


Honi-horsing

When a horse pleasures himself peeking through a door watching two unconsenting people having a sexual intercourse

Example 1:
"Stop honi-horsing you little freak"
Example 2:
"The last I heard from him was when he was honi-horsing"

by Pán Blbý June 12, 2024


Horse Railing

You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.

Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.

by ilaypipes92 April 30, 2022


Horse in a box

A bunch of really horny guys

No I’m not going, it will literally be a horse in a box

by bba123xo March 14, 2018