Car accidents

Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.

Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.

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Car Fetish

A disgusting way to live life, but you know what they say! Try everything once!

I have a car fetish, and i'm a disgusting piece of lovely gobshite!

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12 second car

a very slow car's 1/4 mile time

the skyline is a 12 second car

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tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

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harlem car bomb

A drinking recipe:

Step 1. Drop a chicken wing into a glass of beer.
Step 2. Drink the beer.
Step 3. Catch the chicken wing in your teeth.
Step 4. Devour the chicken wing.

For added enjoyment some add buffalo sauce and ranch to the wings... or even a wedge of watermelon to finish off the process.

Yelling: DIP IT, DROP IT, DRINK IT... is also customary!

Hey, happy birthday... let's grab some wings to go with our beer so we can do a Harlem Car Bomb to celebrate! You know what... get some buffalo sauce, ranch, and watermelon-- I REALLY want to blow this load!

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10 second car

as one man grips the genitals of another, he fast and furiously stimulates the genitals while pretending to shift the gears of a manual transmission car.

Man 1: "You know you owe me a 10 second car, right?"

Man 2: "Vroom! Hope you don't mind if I grind your gears!"

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Estate Agent's car

The new mini cooper. As popularised by the London estate agents Foxtons.

That is such an estate agent's car.

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