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A chubby prison lesbian with a weird and small penis.
"Oh look at that Omar Jesus she is always hungry"
"When is that omar jesus chick getting out of prison?"
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a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.
Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.
Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!
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when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists
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Your hands
I lost my brush a week ago. At least I still have my Jesus tools
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This relates to keef patto on fb the sexiest scouse jesus in Liverpool. #jesusvidal #boozersexiestmale2020
Scouse jesus is patto of Liverpool a realise angel.
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Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka
Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!
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Jesus a hot and sexy person on discord one with a sexy ant pic you’ll know him when he says check dms you’ll be scared.
Person 1:Oh god jesus christ just dmed me
Person 2:say thank you
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