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75% are dumb white ragged kids and the other 25% are skinny ass athlete's that can't play any sport for shit. This school has the most ugly ass wannabees
"Omg I wanna go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel Secondary School because I wanna be a hoe" said the nerd
"Bro since I can't play sports for shit, I have to go to Our Lady of Mount Carmel so I can at least get into 1 team... Ya know better get that insta bio going" said the skinny white boy
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gender-inclusive greeting expression
replacement of the exclusive expression "Ladies and Gentlemen" with a rhyme structure
invented by the YouTuber One Topic At A Time as an appropriate greeting towards his queer audience
"Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, welcome to today's episode of r/sapphoandherfriend."
"Let's dive into this subreddit, ladies and gents and non-binary friends!"
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A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
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when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
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A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?
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The finger on a gay woman that is clipped for diddling
Jessica had to clip her first and second lady finger because her girlfriend was coming over later for sexy time