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when a girl is hurting for the pak yao punch she will say "oh daddy do the pak yao on me"! then thats when start putting on your boxing gloves on and start hitting her as hard as you can on her head.
i was walking home, my girlfriend said "pak me"!
I'm hurtin for a squirin' can you pak me?
pak me? no pak you!
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when someones saying something you dont agree with your not trying to hear it anymore, you just say skip me, meaning go to a person that wants to hear that bullshit; orginated in cincinnati ohio
first person: i get money
second person: if you get so much money how come you still aint paid me back yet? skip me
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Sounds good right...WRONG! The definition of trust me is "FUCK YOU!"
I think this started when Bush came in office...not sure though. I'm sure ken lay was invovled.
"So these are good stocks?"
"Yea Jim, WorldCom is great, trust me!"
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Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.
“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
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beavis sez this on the do america movie cause it says it on the side of a bus
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The phrase a woman from a meme says as she wants to be let in through a door. Many fans use the phrase when the streamer they're watching is being secretive, thus them wanting to be let in on what the streamer is being secretive about.
Streamer: Being secretive
Fans in the chat: LET ME IN (let us in)
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