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After your wife/girlfriend denies you sex... You masturbate in front of her while running side to side, back and forth to keep her from kicking you in the balls until you place a cum puddle on her or on her side of the bed. She'll never deny you again!
My ratchet wife denied me sex cookies so I played a game of fap-n-seek with her! She was a sticky mess!
2👍 1👎
1. To smoke pot n fuck
2. a medicinal marijuana brothel
Stoner: dude, have you been to the new Twat n' Pot in Hermosa Beach?
Stoner 2: nah bro.
This a good person, they are really good at remembering things and just love to hang out or chill. You want a Karmyn(n):D as a friend. They will love and and appreciate you. They may argue or have disagreements with you but the anger will end and you will continue to be friends. They're favorite food is Dino chicken nuggets.
Emma: "Hey karmyn!!"
Karmyn:"Hi, I got u smth!"
Emma:"What is it?"
Karmyn:"It's a stuffed llama!"
Emma:"Awww thanks, ur the best friend anyone could have!!"
Karmyn(n) :D
Multiple sweaty men lay down on their backs fully erect with their legs slightly open with the top of their heads touching the next persons groin. Another slides along the bodies on their bum getting just the tip of the erect penises to penetrate the anus.
I once knew a gay who got 3 tips in the Tip 'n' Slide
The act of working out in a gym whilst under the influence of alcohol.
Don't workout drunk man, its not cool. Don't drink n' burn.
It's a South Park song. Tell Me, why did you look this up? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
guy 1: " Have you seen the south park episode, 'you're not yelping'? "
guy 2 "yeah, i liked the song, Boogers 'n Cum"
when you send a picture of a penis before blocking someone
ughh don't want to talk to this girl anymore, i'm gonna cock n block her.