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no matter how high the odds are stacked against you, you can still prosper
You are down 9 to 2 in euchre but sicker calves have lived
Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!
will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?
Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!
The act of jacking off.
My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked
Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)
Term used to describe a school day where you have physical education and french (or any subject teaching you about a language that is not native to you).
Nick: You know what they say about Russia
Saul: what
Nick: Your sweaty and have to speak a different language!
Good job! Well done! Take a load off and enjoy a steaming stack of griddly goodness--you've earned it.
You beat Super Mario 64 in under a minute?! Have some pancakes!