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Performing sexual acts in a hot tub
Jaye - Ya we did it in a hot tub!
Grady - Oh you hot tubbed? How was it?
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A Hot Mignon is a sexual act , where the man takes his Penis ( the hot dog) and wraps it in bacon ( Fried or Cooked) and then inserts his now what is a Hot Mignon into a womans Vagina }and sees how long he can go until the party is over ! ( You have a much better chance of getting away with it when the bacon is not cooked).
Go to the store , buy bacon , smoked , double thick , what ever you want ... Wrap bacon on cock before going out for the night and see where it leads you ! Hopefully you will get your Hot Mignon in a sweet Vagina !
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(Adj.) Describing a super duper ugly ass person. Basically saying someone struck them in the face with a "hot shovel"
"That chick is so nasty, she looks like she got hit in the face with a hot shovel"
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This is the fine art of removing the insides of a hot pocket and carefully placing a turd in exchange.
Steve went to take a bite of his meatball and mozzarella hot pocket, but that wasn't a hearty beefy taste that ran down the back of his throat....it was a hot brockit.
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When a person intentionally eats something very spicy moments before performing oral sex on another.
"Jodi wanted to spice up our sex life, so last night she ate some jalapeños and gave me a hot flamingo!"
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Waiter (lets call him Brodie): do you want any *steamy breath* hoot sauce with That meal?? Customer (lets call him gunnar): oh yes, in fact I would. could I have it *pause* extra Spicey? Brodie: *puts hand on Gunnar’s hand* *erotically* coming riight up, come with me. Gunnar: gladly my prince, but don’t forget the hot sauce! *winks* Brodie: ohh I would never my dear ghost pepper (<—— addressing gunnar). *brodie picks up hot sauce. Yells at manager that he has to go* Brodie: lets go, my cars this way. * they hop into Brodie’s mustang and drive away to a nearby motel* *they sign into the front desk, and make their way up to the room under tense silence* gunnar: where’s the hot sauce? Brodie: I have it right “here” * Brodie points at his dick* could you help me get it out? Gunnar: gladly if it’s for my hot sauce!! *brodie gives the fly of his jeans to gunnar, who bites it and slowly pulls it down* brodie: do you mind going a little faster? Otherwise I might not be able to handle, this, heaat. Gunnar: uuhuuh. Brodie: oh yes!! *gunnar pulls Brodie’s pants all the way down. Brodie’s boxers had a large bulge in them so gunnar slowly pulled those back to, hoping it was the hot sauce* brodie: you might be surprised, but that’s not ONLY the hot sauce. * gunnar pulls boxers down revealing the hot sauce as well as Brodie’s fully erectile douche dick* Brodie: have fun! * brodie pours hot sauce around his douche dick*
I like the hot sauce with ALL of my meals ;)
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When you're with a girl spooning with her on things such as a bed or couch or standing and her ass is resting on your groin and your sausage/penis is between her buns/ass
I hot-dogged that girl last night.
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