No nut November

To not nut for a month only the strong will last

Man its fucking look in slow for no nut nobember I'm about lose my virginity suck my dick no nut November

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November 29

November 29 is national please a guy with a big dick day. People born on this day have an enormous dick. You better please him ladies

He was born on November 29!? He must have a big dick!

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November 21st

Slap your gf's butt day.

Gf: WTF!!

ME: It's November 21st, you can slap your gf's ass.

Gf: oh, okay.

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November 25

Today is suck someones dick named Adam day. Adam is such a gangster that everyone is obligated to do this. You also have to tell Adam how cool he is just because he's that cool.

Lindsey: Hey Lily did you see Mike over there?
Lily: Yeah he's sucking Adams dick because its November 25.
Lindsey: Yeah Adam is the realest Nigga dude...

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November 22

National give your girl another hoodie day

Boy: here’s another hoodie
Girl: i already have one
Boy: i know but it’s November 22

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November 20

Kiss your friend before they gonna on a hunting trip

Hey I'm leaving soon, good thing it's November 20

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November 14

November 14 is National grab a guys dick day and the boy has to let it happen. But if you have a boyfriend you have to grab his dick NO MATTER WHAT.

Girl: it’s November 14th

Boy: well fuck

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