Ass-o-Gram

receiving less then satisfactory news about a grade or evaluation score after taking a test or evaluation and thinking you did rather well up until you got the grade or score back.

another way of having your ass handed to you.

>hey Rachel, what did you get on our last criminology test?

>I got an 81%....you?

>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%

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fifty o' clock

"Too late" or "very late"

I'll go shopping with you Dena, but I don't want to be out until fifty o'clock!

Yeah, Brad and I finally hooked up on Saturday night -- but he didn't call me until fifty o'clock!

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O M G

A internet abbrieviation that has managed to break communication boundaries and is spoken by some in public.
Simply put OMG means, Oh my god!

Person 1: "Look at her outfit, can you believe someone would wear that?"

Person 2: "O M G. , have they even heard of the word fashion."

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Strip-O-Gram

Portmanteau of "striptease" and "telegram". A Strip-O-Gram is a form of message delivery in which a man or woman will perform a striptease while singing or dancing. This type of entertainment is popular in many parts of the world. Typically, a Strip-O-Gram is a sexy gift given for a birthday, anniversary or bachelorette party.

At a recent bachelorette party, the Strip-O-Gram, dressed in a fireman's outfit, arrived to rescue the bride-to-be on his chopper and left 15 minutes later when he had put the fire out with his hosepipe..

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Ra O' Clock

The time of the day when a tense situation is diffused by a meeting of minds and the topic generating the frustration is discussed, thus diffusing tension.

"I am annoyed we didnt get to see the match"
"Time for Ra O' Clock"

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snot-o-gram

snot-O-gram: a bitchy, critical memo with attitude.

Mr. B. sent out a snot-o-gram reminding all company smokers to get into the off-site smoking shed before lighting up, or else.

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freak-o-meter

A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.

"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."

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