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Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.
guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*
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In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!
"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"
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Similar to box of frogs, denotes complete insanity.
Holy shit, you're madder than a bag of nipples!
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noun
1. A drunk
2. One who is generally drunk or high
3. A sucker for a good alcoholic beverage
4. One who's arm(s) are made of rubber and easily twisted
1. Everyone knew they could find Jimmy at the bar after work because he was a meesh bag.
2. Joe got himself fired from work. He was such a meesh bag he couldn't show up on time in the mornings.
3. Frank never had any money. The meesh bag spent all his money on booze and weed.
4. George Thorogood was probably a meesh bag, as evidenced by the song, "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer".
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During post intercourse, the act of urinating inside the female vagina.
After their hot night of romantic love making, Justin felt the urge to Bladder Bag Jennifer.
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a term quite commonly used to refer to anyone slightly creepy, namely old men, though male youth may also fall under this category.
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The exact opposite of a duche bag. some one who is cool to be around, and makes everything fun.
I love that guy! he's such a buche bag
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