wet dog

The round kid at school or work that looks like a big wet dog thats just emerged from a large amount of pond water. Usually has a 24-hour 'wet' appearance.

youth 1 "Hey look it's Garnett!"
youth 2 "wet dog!"
youth 3 "hey wet dog!"
youth 4 "Garnett, do you know you look like a wet dog?"

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wet rat

when a extremely skinny, tall, lanky, and very pale male subject sweats perfusively during sexual intercourse while believing to be the sexiest being on the planet.

"I couldn't take him serious during sex because he was being such a wet rat."

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Wet Cat

When shira is angry.
She kicks and punches... usaly ending up a wet cat

Shira got all wet cat on me....

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wet dope

A term referring to the drug PCP.

"I'll sell you wet dope just to make it weigh rite" - Yung Joc - Do Ya Bad

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Wet Job

A blowjob performed without a condom, as opposed to a dry job

That hooker charged me extra for a wet job!

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wet flannel

when your wench becomes so horny she begins to drip like a soaked cloth.

mate she was gagging for it, proper wet flannel like.

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wet seal

When a girl juggles your balls on her nose like a seal.

Juggle those mofos beeeyotch!!!

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