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in slow, heavy traffic, it’s the wide gap created between cars by someone who doesn’t move because they’re distracted by their phone. Very convenient for changing lanes
I can change lanes with the phone gap that just opened up, so I won’t miss my exit
when people talk louder on the phone than they do in real life
My coworker has a case of phone shout.
Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before
Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.
Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to poop.
Brad: "So take this in fam, I was texting Chad last night when he sent me a voice message and I heard him sharting in the background
Lucas: "Bro is definitely a phone pooper"
Brad: "Fr tho, and shit was so loud. Mans nearly deafened me"
when you lose your phone in that v o i d in between the two parts of the car, then using an object to 'fish' it out of the car
"derek, wait for me! i'm phone fishing, derek!"