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Evolved from the Alabama Pig Roast but instead of arm wrestling on ones back you play Schoharie style Bingo with a Dauber
Alabama Pig Roast: When one guy is having sex with a girl doggy style and another guy is getting a blowjob and they arm wrestle on the girl's back.
I was invited to the Schoharie Pig Roast but was asked to leave when I forgot my dauber.
military turm meaning stupid question.
"are we suppose to do that, that way?"
"Is a pigs pussy pork?"
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Taking a shit on your girlfriend's chest that ends up being so long it coils up like a Pig's Tail.
I was pushing one out and it kept on coming until there was a big pig tail on her chest.
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A quote from Robert Heinlein: Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
Usually applied to someone that has a character flaw or annoying habit they will never change because they simply aren't able to.
A person with bad hygiene - you tell them they stink but they don't really care.
"Getting you to clean your room is like teaching a pig to sing; it's a waste of my time and all it does is annoy you."
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A car suited to drifting, usually RWD rear wheel drive. Also usually involves having the right setup including slicks, ECU, etc
I fixed the tranny in my WRX so its RWD, its a sic drift pig now!
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A road in Lakeville, Ma that is just a scarey place. You will be freaked out. Its a typical jucket place
I'm still freaked out from going on Pig Farm Road.
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To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.
in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over
If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"
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