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Tiny pieces of shit coming out of your ass and leaving skid marks inside of your toilet.
Dude I just took a shit and left a poop skid in the toilet.
Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.
MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."
The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
It's a soundproof washroom where you can shit without idiots trying to yell stuff at you through the door at you!
I need to make use of the poop sanctum, so I don't have to listen to your senseless blathering while shitting.
Poop • canon
|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence
|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”
Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
Gambling with potential embarrassment!
The act of relieving ones bowels in a public bathroom or porto-potty but leaving the door unlocked in hopes that no one walks in on you.
Everything went wrong during yesterday's thrill poop. I'm sure Facebook pictures will be posted very soon.
The activity in which a male masturbates while defacating on the toilet.
Guy waiting in line for stall: "Hey how are long are you gonna be in there? Are you Poop-jacking right now?"
Guy in stall: "No I'm just pooping. I am browsing though."