A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.
1. In chess when your opponent has nothing but a king and all his pawns, you start taking your queen and killing his pawns one by one.
"Jeff is eating a king salad. He's killing all my pawns"
When all thats left on the chessboard is your king and all your pawns.
Jeff slid his queen to another one of Dean's pawns "I am eating a king salad." He said. His voice dripping with evil.
A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.
Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.
This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
the act of having unprotected anal sex with a female partner.
ya so me and chloe were goin' at it and i ended up bunning her salad.. it was pretty good!
I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.