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A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.
"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."
When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.
Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."
The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.
Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.
When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen
I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together
The superior version of all countries.
Also can be used as slang for a colony of San Marino.
“Diet Dr Perky is the official beverage of the glorious country that is known as San Marino 2.”
“San Marino colonized that house down the road. Now it is apart of San Marino 2.”
Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.
Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.