the stuff your mom makes every night that tastes so good but makes you fart so bad
person 1: shit bro that stinks sooo bad, what did you eat?!?!?
me: just a bit of mama's lentil soup.
The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.
Also known as eating pussy.
My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.
When you diarrhea in a chick's pussy and then fuck it.
My girl wasn't feeling good last night so I gave her some Dick'n noodle soup.
They way the house smells from too much sex or masterbation.
I love Julie, but home girl is on the wand and her crib smells like burnt soup.
A far cry from somewhat of a meal. A male eating this will indeed turn him homosexual.
Hayden's girlfriend made him pumpkin soup, Hayden ate the pumpkin soup and now he himself and others see him as a gay man.
When 4 or more people/friends are off their barnett in a bathroom.
Fucking hell no words, just soup kichen.