Grandparent's male third cousin.
My third great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
Deep in the wilderness.
Please don't get lost in the great smokes.
My great-grandniece-by-marriage is a good person.
Spouse's great-grandnibling's spouse.
My great-grandnibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
Grandparent's male second cousin.
My second great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
A snobby Essex village, full of white van men and grumpy OAPs. Smells like shit all summer.
"Wanna go to Great Totham?"
" Na fuck that I'm not paying £6 for a bus ride full of pensioners with cum on their trousers."