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When two individuals go butthole to butthole and share their farts.
“Hey Sharon I had so much fun fart docking last night!”
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A fart that smells so bad you can see it.
Dude, where did that visual fart come from?
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That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.
Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
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a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces
bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside
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I am a former addict of fart-swapping hence my in-depth knowledge of this activity. Much like cum-swapping (a process in which two people swap cum from mouth to mouth), fart swapping is when you trade farts from butthole to butthole. This is occurred when two people, preferably men, are medically welded together at the anus. After this occurs, they devour a bean and chicken burrito from Chipotle. Sometime after these burritos have been eaten, they will begin to shit and fart. Whilst this is happening, it the vile shits and farts will be passed between the pair time to time. Following Newton's first law, there will be an equal feel of disgust between both parties. Eventually, both people will succumb to the lack of room in which shit can fit and will die to internal suffocation and shock. Please avoid **Fart-Swapping** at all costs.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Aye, you down to fart swap wimme?
Guy 2: Fuck no, nigga, you can die to that shit. Happened to my buddy Eric back in Ohio.
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fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart
girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*
girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp
boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*
boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)
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Bella ripped a rancid girl fart that echoed across the room.
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