ill see what i can do

I'll see what I can do means, I will try my best to make it happen for u but don't hold your breath - Shoniz Kreations

ME:Hey, can u come over tonight for botty call?

YOU: ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO

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You (can) make book on that

This expression can be used in reference to quickly explaining an idea, motive or action to make a very firm point. It's a way of saying that something is certain and will happen no matter what. The use of the word 'book' is synonyms with 'print.' Once something is printed (i.e. newspaper, novel), it is permanent.

"The Breakfast Club" (1985)
Vernon says, "Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will."
Allison laughs.
Vernon replies, "You can make book on that, missy!"

"Don't worry they will spend her money one day, you (can) make book on that."
Source: Ryder Williams, New York

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can i borrow your phone charger?

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.

Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.

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can i have my face back

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.

Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.

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Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie

Can I have the last cookie ?

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Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?

When a friend of yours questions if he can come inside your residence when he will be met by you at your place of duties later.

Lamar: Wassup, can a loc come up in your crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, I'll see you at work.

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More than i can shake a stick at

1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.

2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.

"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;

Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"

Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"

Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"

Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."

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