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Sometimes you go to the store for cream but come back with caramel waffle cookie.....
It is what it is.
"i ask for cream by she came back with caramel waffle cookie! "
I wolfed my cookies this morning because I'm pregnant.
I drank so much alcohol I ended up wolfing my cookies.
sea fairy cookie is very rare cookie with a 0.0314% chance to get it
A raging hot lesbian cookie with a 0.0314% chance for you to even get it. Has caused me many of pain
Terrance:"Hey bob, have you gotten sea fairy cookie yet?"
Bob:"No."
A raging lesbian with a 0.0314% chance to even obtain her, So rare that i will have a partner before i get to look at her, So rare that i will stopped doing ur mom before i get her, so rare that in all my time of playing Cookie Run Kingdom, i have never got her
terrance:"Hey Bob, have you gotten Sea Fairy Cookie yet?
Bob:"No"
When one gets so drunk that they end up with cookie monster eyes.
Amir got Cookie Monster Drunk at the house party in Nash Vegas after having more than a few John Dalys.
Originating in the automotive community, the Crumbl cookie salute is a method by which those with homosexual tendencies indicate they are available for sexual relations. The salute is done by holding a cookie over the chest, typically on the left side over the heart, but is often times seen done on the opposite side as well. Though the name indicates “Crumbl”, the cookie does not in fact need to be from the Crumbl bakery; It is simply symbology to show that the saluter loves cock in their “cookie” (anus).
Jay: that guy over there is super cute, but I have no rizz. How could I get him to know I want him to fuck my asshole?
Frank: you should try doing the Crumbl Cookie Salute!
Jay: OH EM GEE! You’re so right, Franky baby. I’m going to do that!