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gender-inclusive greeting expression
replacement of the exclusive expression "Ladies and Gentlemen" with a rhyme structure
invented by the YouTuber One Topic At A Time as an appropriate greeting towards his queer audience
"Ladies and Gents and non-binary friends, welcome to today's episode of r/sapphoandherfriend."
"Let's dive into this subreddit, ladies and gents and non-binary friends!"
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when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
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A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
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A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
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A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?
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Sea food lady is defined as a restaurant that sales seafood in louisvile,kentucky.
I'm hungry I'm abut to go get me something to eat at Sea food lady.
To jizz on a girl's crotch, and then shaving your armpits onto your jizz to give her pubes.
"I've been growing for six years to lady jane this bitch!"
"After I Lady Jane'd my wife I licked it all up because she puked"