ur uncle a lesbo

An sinful word that can cause a mans penis to disappear without a trace. If said to a female it can cause enlongated testicles to grow in place of the clitoris.

John: your grandpap trap
Becky the black: shutup u gay I’ll make your millimeter Peter disappear
John: do it lol
Becky the black: ur uncle a lesbo

*johns penis evaporates*

terry's uncle

Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws

Terry's Uncle Riped my hair out

Ur uncle a fungle

Say these words and completely obliterate any for that blocks your path. Nothing can stop it or you with this insult.

Some faggot#1:"ur mum gay"
You the intellect:"ur uncle a fungle"

Uncle Rodger

The term uncle rodger means a friend of the family who tries to make a move on a your single mother. An uncle rodger often uses lame excuses to come and visit.

“Remember that bloke we met at Christmas”
“Yeah”
“He’s doing and Uncle Rodger”

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

Half-uncle.

Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."