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To play alaskin fire dragon you need a girls vagina and hot sauce. put the hot sauce around the vagina and blow into the vagina it will get messy fast.
My woman was angry at me so we played alaskin fire dragon and her vagina got beat up quick.
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Not wanking for 90 years, then releasing your load.
I had a crazy Bumpy Ice Dragon
The act of sticking both cock and balls into (preferably) a girls asshole.
Jenna, why are you in that wheel chair?
Matt dragon balled me last night, and I can't feel my legs.
Dude, I totally tried to Dragon Ball That Ho last night!
dude, wtf is wrong with u?!
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the best book series in the world. if you don't read you're dead to me. i love me some silk-wings. there are cool.
Tsunami: then say it to my face!!!
Starflight: i am saying it to your face, or is it your rear end, its easy to get them mixed up?
wings of fire dragons convo on fleek
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Paff,Der Zauberdrachen (Puff the Magic Dragon) song sang in german & performed Monkey Circus linz 1975 by Marlene Dietrich where her very long career largely ended when she broke her leg:Believed by some trippy hippies to refer to smoking marijuana,due to references to paper dragon(draggin)and puffs of smoke.therfore being banned around some of the world with it's association with the drug culture.
hippy: PMD a coded song about marijuana.
negra:no shit bro,i tink it was the Spooky Douglas AC-47 gunships developed by the US Air Force during the Vietnam War.
hippy:O hare krishna Puff the Magic Dragon maybe your right!
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After escaping the wrath of Testicle Torsion, unleash a 4-week nut bomb extravaganza on your girlfriend's headlights. Proceed to breathe fire, and exit with caution.
I gave my girlfriend a glazing job and she quickly became a wax figurine. This was the result of the deadly Dragon Slayer Supreme.
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When a woman snowballs you (I.e pretends to swallow your cum and spits it back into your mouth when she kisses you) and it backfires as you thereafter projectile into her open mouth. The resultant mixture is a combination of cum and vomit.
Claire: Ah I tried to snowball Anthony last night but it backfired and he gave me a chunky snow dragon!!!
Olivia: ah no ways, the same thing happened to me last night!!
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