A fairly ordinary english person with an uneven suntan on her or his ankles caused by wearing socks while out in the sun.
Juno Temple interview published the Guardian on 23rd June 2012 where she describes a nude movie scene she played in the film Killer Joe with Matthew McConaughey:
"And he gets to keep his kit on and I'm like a fucking English yam with a sock tan."
I think Joe really gets his socks off closing cases randomly.
A messed up twist between a mung fest and a sock lolly pop. In which a mung fest is preformed to a dead person in order to have the rectum cannoned out to be then sucked on to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center
"Man those dudes are so messed up for getting off to that mung sock lolly pop that was done with that grandma last weekend" said Follett
"It wasnt that bad actually" said Shawn D
When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"
A 12 o’clock energy burst were you just want to color or make socks. Mostly made at sleep overs with your best friends. It could be at 12 am or 12 pm, bit mostly fun. But mostly boring. GOOD NIGHT PENNSYLVANIA!!
Person 1: hey do you want to make socks tonight.
Friend: yeah, lets to a 12 o’clock sock rock.!
Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.
We went four rounds of Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown before she finally knocked me out.
"Jolly ranchers sock method" describes the method by which one would consume a jolly ranchers candy through a sock. I.e. washing your spit into the sock to let it partially dissolve the jolly rancher, and sucking the flavored spit back out. The process moving the spit itself is the jolly rancher sock method, as opposed to the inclusion of a sock or a jolly rancher.
This word can be used as a verb or a noun.
"I broke up with my ex-husband because he would always jolly ranchers sock method my dirty underwear without asking."