Tyler is the hottest and coolest guy you'll ever meet his pp is at least 20ft long
Hansel: Did you see Tyler today?
Michael: Yeah his pp is so big yo can see it anywhere.
Tyler’s are the definition of a golden retriever boyfriend, they put you above everything else and makes you feel like you’re the only person that matters. They’re the remedy to a blue Monday and a mere sip would get you addicted.
Be aware though, one second’s gaze will have you falling in love immediately.
Lizzie: ‘Why are you spiralling?’
Jess: ‘Damn, Tyler really messed up my head. I actually adore him!’
A wonderful man with a tiny cock. Lives in filth and cum. Plays video games and only dates black girl.
Annoying, Tiny child thinks he has no friends, got a girl friend, 7.1 somehow maybe the sats came through wrong, looks are a 7/10 and is kinda cool and funny.
Tyler: all I talk about is memes and I am really un popular my eyes aren't shaped properly.
A Tyler is someone who is being a really REALLY big fag/bitch
that guy over there is being a real Tyler
Tyler LOVES tennis and eating unsalted chicken. His favorite restaurant is Swiss Chalet. His favorite dish is chicken, unseasoned. That's a little too spicy for him. All Tylers work as a slave to GENERIC FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS and enjoy playing Madden on the PS4. They also enjoy eating plain salteen crackers with a glass of sparkling water because he feels fancy.
"Hi. My name is Tyler. I LOOOVE tennis!"
Tyler, is a sexy, intelligent man who is confused with his sexuality but always straight forward about liking the “king cock” Don’t ever comment or question his ability to pogo stick his poop shoot he will shoot you with flames from the under lords layer of butt hole Jesus.. beware
Being defined
“Person” -hey tyler don’t you like pogo sticks
“Tyler” don’t dare talk about the poop shoot I will send my army from my lord butthole Jesus!!!
“Person” -please spare me ole wise king cock lover from the lands of cuk
“Tyler” (SHOOTS FLAMES FROM BUTT HOLE” on persons face…
“Person” (turns into a big black dido)
“Tyler” (ScReamS) BUTTHOLE MAGICCCC!!!