smoke on the water

A reference to the smoke left sitting above the water in a bong after the first lighting of the cone.

Hey Jimmy, you gonna draw up the rest of the smoke on the water, or can i have it?

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Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

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Water Logged

Water logged: sex act, submerge meat in water for 4 hours then when you and your mate are ready for intercourse you pull your meat out of water and slap your mate across the face to start the games.

Hey wanna see a water log, mate replies yes you come out of bathroom and sale her unexpectedly with your meat and yell water logged!

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Slut Water

Any brand of fancy or expensive bottled water (i.e. Voss, Fiji, or Smart Water)
Also can be any bottled water with a bottle shaped in such a way that it may be used to masturbate.

Person 1: Hey before we go to the strip club will you grab me my Slut Water from the fridge?

Person 2: No! Fuck you! That's my Slut Water, you slut!

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Anonymous: Hey, wheelchair dick! Where's my Slut Water?!?!

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Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.

Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.

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water in basement

Dangerous condition that often brings about toxic mold, foundation damage and a host of additional problems.

Small cracks in my foundation cause water in basement mold.

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Water Log

1)Fecal matter that is mostly made up of water.

OMG look. It's a very rare site indeed. A mix breed of an army pile and a water log.

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