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When one male lover squats down to shat in the open anus of another male lover. This is sometimes done as a sign of affection in Haitian gay district or southern US.
We was huntin' and I squat down to take a shit and that sombitch snuck over and gave me a West Virginia happy meal. Fuckin' thing didn't even have a toy in it.
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When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk
Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!
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The name given to a West Virginia dark girl that is extremely hot. She must have ALL the "assets" that a hot girl should have. Front, back, top, down, left, right. The works!!!!!!
Life is like a box of chocolates, if it's full of West Virginia Hot chocolate, Dang!...better yet. LOL
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Hoes from the west I.E.>> CALIFORNA. When womam from the west give oral plesure.
Man i got some west coast dick licking from that hoe last night
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Having sex with livestock during a barn dance or similar country gathering or celebration. Typically done under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs. The act must be witnessed by fellow party goers, who may cheer on the offender due to also being under the influence.
Gerald: Hey, Bill, where did Mitch go during last night's barndance?
Bill: Oh he done got shitfaced on moonshine and commited a West Virginian Party Foul
Gerald: A wha?
Bill: Dumbass fucked a sheep in front of everyone, and the damndest thing about it, the sheep had panties on.
Gerald: Sumbitch fucked my Gloria!?
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When a writer attaches footnotes to a footnote (i.e., uses toenotes) but, due to inbreeding, the number of toenotes used is not equal to five.
Rather than opting for Chicago style, MLA, or APA, she defaulted to West Virginia citation style.
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WVHS is a tiny school in a middle-of-nowhere town called Cottonwood. The campus is placed on a farm, and students in the district have appropriately given the school's football field the nickname "The Pasture" due to the rural environment. Farm animals are often seen in the halls and cows can be heard through the classroom windows. The mascot of the school is the Eagle.
WVHS is an ugly, underfunded school. Drugs, bullying, underage pregnancy, and dangerous scandals are common. Recently the school was in the news for the football team's severe hazing of new members that included rape. The school and community reject the arts and other creative pursuits and instead spend all their money on things like football. The selection for electives is severely limited and the ones that are available often require students to physically leave the school. Students of color, LGBTQ+ students, and students who have non-traditional interests are treated poorly and unsupported by much of the staff and administration.
Other features of the school over the years have included the "gum tree" and the "shoe tree." It has also been popular among students to point out that the acronym "WVHS" upside down appears to spell the word "sham," which summarizes the way many students feel about the motivational and positive messages the school artificially promotes.
The only thing that saves this school from being a complete wasteland are the rare staff that truly care and the resilience of the students.
"I went to West Valley High School, but I wish I could have gone to Anderson."
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