Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

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yo, wuts up homy

its like
hey wut is going on, friend?

haha i was like wth yo, wuts up homy

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yo wanna play cod zombies?

A phrase said when you really need a partner in cod zombies but it's been a decade since the game released.

"Yo wanna play cod zombies?"
"Cold war?"
"Nah world at war"
"Don't have it."
"Oh"

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Fuck what yo name means

Shut yo dummy a$$ up, stop trynna look for your name just to motivate yourself, yo momma ain’t choose your name for who you would be, she wasn’t like “OMG ima call you so-&-so because everyone with that name is so sweet”

Pete: Yooo, what up, wanna know what my name means in the urban dictionary?
Joe: Fuck what yo name means

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v-tec just kicked in yo

A popular phrase on 4chan. The phrase was supposedly invented because the v-tec engine 'kicks in' at a certain speed. Mainly used in reference to cars, but some people have said it for no reason at all on 4chan.

I dare you to say "v-tec just kicked in yo" outside of 4chan. Even better, say it in meatspace!

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Heh, deez nuts in yo face

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.

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slap you crost yo lips

To slap someone across the mouth.

"Ima slap you crost yo lips!"

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